Cutting up veggies and slicing steak thin
Max: Oh? Steak huh? We haven't seen that in a while. What a throwback, we ALWAYS know steak is good. It's a classic dish. Good job, we are off to a good start.
Match #2: Miz and Mizdow vs. USOs
Pans are preheating, making cheese sauce
Max: This is boring and I'm over it. But I can smell the meat and I want it more because I can't have it. WHERE IS THE RUMBLE? I mean the meat!
Match #3: Paige & Nattie vs. Bellas
Meat is on the pain, starting to simmer while onions caramelize.
Max: That smells good and I WANT IT ALL IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW.
Match #4: Cena/Lesnar/Rollins
Plating food and eating, giving Max nuggets of steak.
Max: WHAT?! WHAT?! OMG I WANT IT ALL! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! NOM NOM NOM I LOVE IT! I NEVER EVER EVER WANT IT TO END! DESTROY IT!!!!! THE HUMANS ARE GLUED TO THE TV! I EAT ALL THE STEAK IN THE PAN! NOM NOM NOM!
Match #5: The Rumble
Digesting.
Max: UGH this food is so good. I could eat this all night. Aww I love it. Wait, had to much. Not feeling good. Going to audibly cry to get humans attention. No wait, too late. PUKE.
Post Show
Max: *Distant scratching in litter box.*
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